Wednesday 6 June 2012

Admonition of A Real Man

I translated this, got it from: Hay! Men! Ang blog ng mga tunay na lalake!
Which translates to, "Hey! Men! The blog of the real men"

Unfortunately, I am yet to believe that it's really the blog of real men. For one thing, the Filipino word for "man" islalaki and not lalake which sounds gay.

  • Real men do not sleep.
  • Real men do not text back, not unless the texter sends load. (*Load means prepaid phone credits.) Nevertheless, real men replies are vague.
  • Real men always order for an extra rice.
  • Real men are not a vegetarian.
  • Real men do not have abs.
  • Real men do not dance.
  • Real men admit their mistakes to fellow real men.
  • Real men always have shit in their briefs.
  • Real men do not wash their own plates and do not clean up after themselves because there are women to do those for them. He's an even better man if he does not know or does not remember the name of the woman.
  • Real mean do not go to church.
  • That's a pretty messed up image drawn. Sure glad that my "man" is not a "real man".



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